Everyday Observations – What Are The Chances Of That?

… if you don’t like champagne?

28 Apr 2016 1 min read

Department of Human Service’s Assistance for Victims of Terrorism hotline doing for a Mozart String Quartet what a toilet would do for Chanel No. 5

25 Feb 2016 1 min read

Wondering – as I vigorously shake every item of a load of freshly washed and still wet laundry – how a single, small 20cm…

25 May 2015 1 min read

Most men would consider any advertisement containing the words “panty” and “vagina” a winner. However, a certain chap, as if in a…

9 Aug 2012 3 min read

“Watch the sun rise over the crystalline streams and ancient wetlands. At night, your contemplation is only interrupted by the cry of…

9 Jun 2011 2 min read

Two Januarys ago The Sunday Age introduced a segment for children’s letters called Summer Kids Your Say. The first respondent was a…

7 Jun 2011 3 min read

The toothpaste I am currently using claims to “fight cavities”. How do you fight a hole?

4 Jun 2011 1 min read

“Whereas my soft cuddly love cushion is Jezebel, a seamstress I picked up in Bournemouth.”

1 May 2011 1 min read

Germany and Japan were once famous for making war machinery. When they weren’t allowed to do that anymore they became even more…

28 Apr 2011 5 min read

Sydney had Oprah Winfrey at the Opera House. Melbourne had the Giggle and Hoot Pyjama Party at Eastland Shopping Centre, in the…

18 Mar 2011 4 min read

I rescue Daddy Long Legs who are in danger of being washed down the drain, and I feel guilty using Ant Rid. So when I read…

5 Jan 2011 1 min read

The Punch‘s Chris Deal recently mentioned that he, unlike most men, doesn’t read on the toilet because he just can’t face reading…

16 Dec 2010 2 min read