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What Are The Chances Of That?
Everyday Observations

The Problem of Using Decent Waiting Music and Air Freshener

Andrew Sutherland 1 min read

Department of Human Service’s Assistance for Victims of Terrorism hotline doing for a Mozart String Quartet what a toilet would do for Chanel No. 5

Chanel No. 5 hotlines humour Mozart
Andrew Sutherland
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Andrew Sutherland

Andrew Sutherland writes about sport, culture, mortality and the ordinary details that become less ordinary the longer you look at them.

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